Don’t we all feel like Chell from time to time? Haven’t we all felt that we were trapped in a cruel maze, being messed around by malevolent, unseen forces? Is that too bleak?
As for wishing I were her… well, not so much. I don’t need to go through the crap she went through, but I do wish I had her equipment. How awesome would the Portal Gun be? I’d love to say I’d use it to do cool, mind-bending shit like you do in the Portal games, but really I’d probably just use it to get to the fridge easier. It would be a tool for laziness.
Now you’re thinking with portals!